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December 2, 2020

Samuel Johnson said that ‘a cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing’.

Three centuries later we have got a less merciless idea of how to play with this rather innocuous edible.



50 ml Broken Clock Vodka
Splash Cynar Amaro
Top-up Bermondsey Cucumber Tonic

Cucumber Ribbon
Dehydrated Apple Slice


Build the cocktail over ice in a highball glass and slide the cool cucumber in and perch the apple slice on the top.